Waiting for a deluge….
None came…
Edit:
1: I LURRRVE Milk…no matter what kind of cranky jokes you throw at me, no matter if i am a suspected patient of lactose intolerant… I LURRRRVE Milk
2: I HAAAAAAATE…..Teledynamics…..Why haven’t they call me yet?!?!?!?!?what are they doing to my WIFE??!?!?!?!?!?
3: I SORT OF LIKE…. Kung Fu World….I can’t wait to play it on me lappy!!!! ^_^!!!
CB out
The following series of events…happened between 10th and 18th of the month of October 2007:-
10th October: Mich’s Party
Wow…this car is cramp…not to mention small…. – My first thoughts as i crawled into the backseat of the blue Honda City that Dorothy drove. I always thought of the City as a “small in the outside, field in the inside“. Apparently i was wrong. Before that, i met a new character that appeared in my life, her name is Jing. And to get a picture of how she looks, look at Edwina! Yes… Edwina now officially has 2 twins… Begining to wonder if she was a weird clonning project gone wrong…or still in progress…
Alas, I did not have the honor of riding in the City…after indirectly being kicked out (cry) of the City… (ok no la…i went out myself!!see!!self sacrifice!!!)… and joined Ho Wai’s Brown Proton Saga! For an old car, it certainly did not look nor smell the least bit rickety. It had this Clarion 2 speaker radio in it that Ho Wai found particularly annoyed (ok…maybe not annoyed, but i’m lost for words) at the absence of a CD player!
And so, we made our way to The Gardens, Mid Valley (always wondered why is that place called the Gardens…seeing as it doesn’t look anything like a garden). Along the way, we cracked lame jokes. Would you like to hear it? Okay…I see many shaking heads, so moving on. We arrived at The Gardens somewhat early… although I am quite surprised to see Dorothy arriving first, seeing as she left IMU later than us… and found Itallianes’s huge private room overlooking the river Mid Valley(What’s that river’s name??) and Angkasapuri. It had these big pieces of glass as doors, and wooden (oak, i think) chairs and tables! It had this roomy, cosy, hoamy type of feeling. I felt like I suddenly am Itallian, back at my hometown where mop and pop are preparing dinner.
I sat on the table where Mich, Dorothy, Jing, Ho Wai, Kwan, and later, Seng Chye. We talked, cam whored, enjoyed bread with olive oil and vinegar, and teased one another until….Red Sangria came…(stupiak mich…still haven’t upload photo…or else pic of sangria would be here…). Basicly, Sangria is a wine based cocktail, that made Mich particularly drunk… It had loads of fruit inside it including strawberries and cherries (which…as usual…mich whalloped all of the cherries…). It tasted like a fruit punch, with a tang of wine bitter. Ah…alcohol…how long have you been absent from my life?
After cleaning our drinks… (yes…even before the main course), the appetizer arrived. I couldn’t remember the name…but it was a cheesy (imagine 10kg of melted cheese) dish with vegetables, served with garlic ( I think it was garlic) bread. Can we have a moment of silence…for me…to savor the now gone taste of this…mouth watering dish…
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Just when things couldn’t get better, we were served with a dish of speghetti, a fertuccini, a pizza, loads more bread with olive oil and vinegar and more Sangria (this time white). On top of the occasional thieving of food from other tables, we manage to stuff a whale into each of our stomachs, and also produce this picture which i think looks really like a family portrait
That said and done, we parted ways…some went for a movie…others, like me, went back to Vista…(in Dorothy’s Car!!!!!So Happy!!!) truly satisfied and totally forgetfull about things long gone.
11th October – Mich not giving me pictures of her Birthday at Itallianes
Today…..Mich refused to give me picture of her birthday at Itallianes….eff-ing…….
12th October – Lightning
Mich… I truly respect that you love thunderstorms and all…but…I HATE thunderstorms
My laptop…sadly…for the second time…was struck by lightning…through the same point of entry…
This happened just after I have watched Anger Management… and i sat there wondering to myself…am I the explosively angry type, or the implosive angry type… I wondered and wondered…till…God himself gave the answer smack in my face.
I was explosively implosive…
Wow…rare…but true…
I was firing at everything i could see in my bedroom, and like a maniac in a straigh-jacket, was firing curses (reducto!!!) at everything…including at God (sorry dude…), the cumulonimbus clouds, positve and negative charges, the location of my house, my stupideness at not unplugging the bleeding ethernet cable, the fact that I am back home etc etc…
Anyway, that very same day, I went to Harvey Norman at Powerless Fish Centre to claim my warranty. And despite it was Raya season and all, 2 Malay ladies were manning the counter. I truly respect the hardworking nature of Malaysians. Working at cut-throat hours to get that quarduple overtime rate. Smart. But… I still felt pity for them, working during Hari Raya… I couldn’t imagine myself working during Chinese New Year…or…I am soon, because exams are right after Chinese New Year week… Eff….
13th October – A new benchmark for Low…
I thought about many things today…thought about school, thought about love, thought about God, thought about how England narrowly escaped France’s clutches (yay!!), thought about things that i was not suppose to think about. I found out, that when a person thinks too much, he craves action. Like, when i was thinking, I wanted to do something… anything… but somehow, helplessness sets in, and like a big 1000lbs dumbbell tied to your feet in the middle of the sea, it drags you down, forcing you to think of outcomes never before thought, thinking about what an idiot you have been, how many stupid things you’ve done.
I din sleep tight that night… Just couldn’t…
14th October – Enlightenment
I tried to get Tarot Cards today…but they’re so freakin expensive!!!Why can’t they jus manufacture them like playing cards? Than I would have a chance to predict my future therefore know the right things to do. But fate it seems, is a weird thing. As I returned to my hometown, I suddenly remembered that my cousin has Tarot Cards (imagine an angel smaking this piece of information in my face saying “dumb ass…”).
Thus, i asked her to calculate my studies. There was a crowd…(no privacy…it’s like banging sai with spectators looking at every shit that comes out from your anus.) but i requested that she continued. It seems….there is a small person (xiao ren) amongst my ranks. It could be something, it could be someone… but it doesn’t matter, for in the future, I would not know what it is, therefore unable to solve my problem, leading to my downfall…(Falls down stairs…ouch!!)
Next i asked about love. Haha…no surprise here…*reversed Heriophant*…Eff…so accurate
Anyway, although there are so many negative outcomes in my life… the Moon Card always appeared… meaning all of my problems, came from my thinking too much… and there was a certain calm after seeing this card for 3 times…calm as i do not care that much, I am able to put down, able to let future me handle my future problems.
I was imprisoned for less than 24 hours in my own thoughts, but it felt like a century… And I feel glad that it has pass.
15th October – B Flat Major
Nothing of interesting of note… other than that i found out that the Wii is a strangely addicting device that can cause death and destruction even within your own house…Oh…and Alexandra still won’t look at me…Haih…
16th October – The Opening of a House
This is a nice day – i told myself early that morning.
I planned for everything today…the cake, the logistics, the arrival… and yet it went so wrong
10.30am - Wake up
11.00am - Ready and on the move
11.15am - Go to bank
11.30am - Go to secret recipe
11.45am - Pick Choon Wei up
12.00pm - Pick Su Ping up
12.10pm - Pick Wen Chung up
12.45pm - Reach Sri Brunei
It went well….until the 5th slot…Choon Wei got lost in Damansara Jaya and was delayed by a full 15 minuites. Then, apparently, I typed the wrong time for Su Ping and Wen Chung… instead of 12, i typed 1…yes..stupid mistake. Su Ping was saved as she was the first one i contacted.
As for Wen Chung, I called him N number of times, but he just refused to pick up. Turns out, he was, in his words, “slumbering” because it was only 12pm, and took his time to bathe. When I came, his sister was shouting to him “YOUR FRIEND’S HERE”, and he was like “WHAT????WHAT’S THE TIME NOW???” and he took half a bath just to come out in time. I can only say….sorry to you and your half a bath, and sorry to your parents too, for you were made to look late when you are obviously not… Cheng you yum cha in school le!!!!
Next, I was misinformed, that the open house was to start at 1, but in reality, it starts at 1.30. Which, by the time we arrived at the foothills of Bukit Tengku, we have half an hour to kill. Not wanting to go disturb the VIPs, i took the compony on a joy ride through Jalan Sultan Ismail, Jalan Raja Chulan, Jalan Bukit Bintang, Jalan Pudu,
Jalan Hang Tuah, and finally Jalan Kuching, and finally Bukit Tengku. It was hot as hell, and still we had to wait outside, in our formal attire, waiting for Ramzi to come back from the KTM station, fetching Yee Lymn. We were met, however, by Ramzi’s elder brother…who was leading a company of his friends up to the house. His friends…were dress unformally, and from that second onwards, we took our parang knives, and sharpen them, waiting for Ramzi’s return. Eventually, he returned, we were allowed inside to eat and cam whored. This picture is also really like a family portrait.
17th-18th October – Bored
I’m Bored with the holidays already…I want to go back to haemato!!!!!
ok…enough annoying you guys
Today, Teledynamics(Official Toshiba Service Company) called and told me that my warrnaty has expired…which I shoved that statement into their mum’s arse before giving them a good bye and have a nice day.
CB out
The Excellent:
I am going to have a great time at Itallianes tonight celebrating Mich’s and Merv’s Birthday!!!
The Good:
Oblivion is still a rocking good game!! Even with God mode on!!
The Not so good:
I do not like people to control what i say… I might, once in a while (OK… a lot of times), say something that crosses the line. But not today… I find no wrong in what i said today. If u feel offended… than I am so terribly sorry… And even so, i would not correct what i said today ever… That is me, and i would not change it even if u threaten me with my life. And gosh….aren’t you the biggest hypocrit + mentally unconfident person this world has ever produced.
P/S: This fella…has loads of good qualities…and i admire this fella a lot…so i am not judging this fella either
P/P/S: Ok…after cooling down…i think what i said was quite wrong…so sorry ok? no hard feelings i hope…haha!!will try and stop saying it le!!I’ll at least try ok??
The Bad:
I want to talk about religion in this section. So if you feel offended, screw off…
Religion is a form of solace… A part of our self that we need… even I need it. But it turns down right rotten if you become a fanatic. God will not give you that love you want just by praying to him. He will not smite your enemies if u offer him fruits. He would most definately not give you a medical degree just by kneeling by his sign. No… Religion does not work like that.
It works to give us calm… to form the basis of what we are human…. To give us a mental refuge when we are in trouble… to give us guidance (morally and spiritually) when in times of confusions… So please…for the love of the god you are praying to, do not try and influence others to convert or spread the your corrupted plagued knowledge by the way you interpret god’s writings… It is contaminated as it is without you dirtying it further.
P/S: I am really sorry for saying this… but i just need to get this of my chest. Although I do not believe in god, yet i do not deny his presence. And i strongly think we need him even when things go very right. So please, think twice before telling me off.
The Fugly:
You are my brother… My best buddy… My BROTHER…
The term bros before hoes does not apply to you it seems… I am not jealous for the fact attention is diverted away from me and towards her…. please I am not so childish, if i wanted attention, there are many other things for me to do….If you don’t even support me during an argument with someone, at the very least don’t say anything…stay neutral…rather than pledge your aliance to my opponent. This i think, is friendship’s highest insult. You might not know it, but it means so much to me. I know you like her la… and it isn’t my fault that she doesn’t choose you…and you don not win hearts by doing so…
Since this is all said and done… I think you’re a bad friend to start with… I have thought long and hard, as well as done many things to show that i support you above anything else… But it seems you’re not too bright in this sector. So if you could do something like this…maybe i can do the same thing to you right? So from now on, i would approach you from a different angle, considere yourself downgraded…
P/S: I know i seem to be really really really self centred… but in this case, i’ve done too much to for him…and now…it’s time to be selfish.
CB out
Mood: I’ve seen better days…
Wishing: The sun would come up from the west.
oh my god…(picture Bart when he drinks Ned Flander’s Special-one-of-a-kind-hot-chocolate)
Alisha just whipped up a batch of the most succulent…big…red…juicy…sweet strawberries…together with berries chocolate…melted into a small metal bowl as dip…enjoyed by my 2 housemates Margaret C and Alisha C…if god had fruits…i’d say they’d be strawberries in chocolate….ah heaven!!!!
oh my god…
Why the hell is she not answering any of my calls? Why the hell is she not replying any of my messages? Not when at times like these when i worry for her most…
oh my god…
Top Gear season 10 is out!! Finally… A chance to see Clarkson, Hammond, and May go at it again as the best automobile critics to ever emerge from the womb of heaven
oh my god…
The second episode of House season 4 is so….overly dramatic…When a plastic surgeon was suggested to be one of the main supporting casts of the series, i was picturing a Nip/Tuck style kind of a doctor…but all i got was…baldy…albeit his great medical knowledge and all…but…balding?!? as a plastic surgeon?? All this aside…Dr, Gregory House still does not fail to drown us in his coolness!
oh my god…
How the hell can New Zealand lose to France?!?!??! That is soooo unlike New Zealand!! Come on guys!!! It’s been 20 years since you all won the world cup!! You guys are supposed to be the best!! The most intimidating!! Meager teams fall before you even before the match starts! Your Hakka dances strike fear in the opponents team who wishes they were back at their mother’s bossom instead of fighting you guys!! It was close i know (20-18)… But that match was in the bag for you guys…Am seriously disappointed
oh my god….
Today’s History Taking session…was a lucky one…i escaped without a video tapping session (although the SPs are the ones who should be scared of this), a nightmarish fascilitator (Not Htin Aung…Not Htin Aung…Not Htin Aung), prevented myself from taking 4 histories (I was the last one of the list…I had no partner…sigh…), and managed to get 2 very nice histories (woo-hoo!!)!!
oh my god…
Hamilton!!!!!!! You’re the best rookie out there!!!How the hell could you have lost controll of your car after a magnificent performance in Fuji, Japan!??!? You’re unorthadox driving skills in Japan made the critics go hay-wire!! But that doesn’t matter, for the result counts!! That race was in the bag for you!!! Alonso could never had catched up with you…not with 2 Ferarris in front of him!! My best wishes to you in Interlagos Lewis!!
oh my god…
The metal piece on my Nokia N70 has broken off after 5 months in a semi-detached state!! I hear the sound of a new handphone coming into my open palms!! Ah….
oh my god…
I just installed a spyware remover!!!!!!!! Angels have brought me today this gift from god!! Which i shall use to smite any foul knaves that appear in my system ever again!!!!
I think that should be enough gods for one day…
CB out
I have just been united with my long-lost-god-knows-where-she’s-been-who-sat-beside-me-in-class-for-a-year primary school friend!!!!!
WOOT!!!
CB out
My first post!!!!!!!!!
I’m so excitednya!!!!!
WOO HOO!!!!!!!
bring the champagne and party poppers!!!!
ok….i shall stop…
Anyway…i just found out, (after reading so many blogs, and due to mich’s unexpected retirement from blogging), that blogging is quite the fun. I’ve tried blogging a few times before, but seriously cannot make it.
MAIN REASON
*I hear you futily shouting into the screen of ur monitor!!
is the lack of commitment which is a bad personality to have in anything one wants to do in life. And a minor part played by the lack of excitements in my life.
Yes people…My life is…..dull…
I do not hide away from my dull life…simply just accepting the fact that, nothing interesting has happened to me.
Though i must admit, many people have given my life, a bit of color…not the type of professional coloring that Picasso gives his art, but rather a splash of paint, on a very very very BLACK wall…
There’s my 2 other stooges that i always hang out with, Wen Chung (God of Lame ) and Ramzi (Coultrane)…who do not fail to crack the lamest jokes to make anyone stop what they’re doing, and start visualising various techniques to inflict death to them.
There’s Doreen and Chen Yi…always seen together, a pair, a duet, twins…always seen in the library…always prepared to bully me (help…)…always asking me to carry stuff for them (I’ll remember the stuff i carried ALL THE WAY TO UR CAR DOREEN!!!). But they’re cool chicks who keep my nights a bit less torturous by blogging.
Then there’s mich…the ever psychotic mich, the one blog that i think has created such a big black hole of creative mass, that it sucks all creativity in da vicintiy of 30 parsecs. Her blog paints so many colors, emotions, and drawings, it’s enough to write a summary of it in 3 books! Anyway, love ur work mich!!Please don retire!!!lLife sometimes gives you writer’s block, but you’ll eventually go through so CHILL!!!
And then there is Dr Francis Achike (he has been given the honors of underlining, bolding and italiac-ting), who until very recently, has been one of the most feared CSU doctors ever to roam IMU. He is a nigerian anesthesiologist, is black, tall, well built and has a very unique feature, a white horizontal patch of hair 5 cm in width from his forehead to the back of the back of his neck on his otherwise black hair (god damned, I hope i pass the inspection part for OSCE). He is feared for his scoldings, scoldings that are MEANT to be thrown into and rubbed onto your face, either because you did something stupid, or something really wrong. And the way he scolds, god damned, angels would cower at his voice. Now when i say until recently, i had very fortunately aquired him as a lecturer in CSU, and i saw the lighter side of him. He SMILED…yes ladies and gents reading this, he smiled. A smile so white and big, it seems to overshadow the blackness that is he. And for that, he is the color white on my life canvas.
There are many many many more people in my life. And if i were to include every single one of them in this one single introductory post, i’m afraid i would bore you till ur eye balls engorge with inflammatory cells. And on that bombshell (BBC pls don sue me), I bid u good day.
CB out
